turd\ burglar

turd\ burglar
1. (turd burglar) (1660↑, 600↓)
When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut\!

2. (turd burglar) (1127↑, 559↓)
In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

3. (turd burglar) (1008↑, 480↓)
yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar\!\!

4. (turd burglar) (711↑, 352↓)
One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

5. (turd burglar) (558↑, 259↓)
(UK) Slang for homosexual.

"Hey, turd burglar\! Get off that guy\!"

6. (turd burglar) (521↑, 272↓)
The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

7. (turd burglar) (345↑, 156↓)
A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies. See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.

Man that guy is a turd-burglar

8. (Turd Burglar) (204↑, 78↓)
n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall\! What a Turd Burglar\!

9. (turd burglar) (135↑, 30↓)
A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

10. (turd burglar) (147↑, 50↓)
A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back\!"

11. (Turd Burglar) (86↑, 22↓)
1. When you finally have enough solitude to take a dump because you are afraid that someone might say something. when the turd is being waved home someone barges in forcing you to squeeze it back in. Often times you know the Turd Buglar's identity. 2.The extremely annoying person who has no buissness in the bathroom yet stays their playing with his/her phone or looking at himself/herself in the mirror. All the while your trying to hold in a dump that youve been holding in since the Regan Administration until waiting until he/she finally leaves

1. God, why the hell does Andy need to always barge in when Im taking a shit? What a goddammed Turd Burglar. 2. Jesus when is this guy gunna leave already, I have this massive turd and insecurity issues to unload here.... FOR THE LAST TIME STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR THATS NOT BROCCOLI YOU TURD BURGLAR\!\!

12. (turd burglar) (137↑, 75↓)
the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

13. (turd burglar) (164↑, 111↓)
A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit. A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

14. (turd burglar) (71↑, 39↓)
A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard\!"

15. (Turd Burglar) (31↑, 10↓)
Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.

"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".

16. (turd burglar) (66↑, 45↓)
Another name for a gay man/boy.

Elton John is a turd burglar\!

17. (turd burglar) (65↑, 51↓)
Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

18. (turd burglar) (37↑, 26↓)
Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar\!

19. (turd burglar) (50↑, 40↓)
"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

20. (turd burglar) (61↑, 51↓)
Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch\! He sto' ma' turd\!

21. (turd burglar) (46↑, 37↓)
Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit

That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch\!

22. (TURD BURGLAR) (15↑, 7↓)
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an [Uncle Ted].

So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.

23. (turd burglar) (11↑, 3↓)
One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

24. (Turd Burglar) (6↑, 0↓)
Finally, you are all alone in the public restroom about to unleash a huge shit. Lo and behold, someone enters said restroom, interrupting your feces expulsion. You sit quietly listening to what the fucktard is up to. Normally, he will do one of three things: 1) fake taking a piss; 2) wash his fucking hands for an hour; 3) just stand around silently. There are only two ways to rid yourself from this low lifeform: 1) let loose the greasiest, juciest, diarrhea-filled fart you can muster; 2) squeeze the shit back into your ass, exit the stall, and kick the shit out of the freak. This, my friends, is the true definition of a turd burglar.

Dude, I was at the mall and this turd burglar just stood around for like 10 minutes while I was trying to squeeze one out. I finally got so pissed that I commanded my asshole to suck the shit back up. I then proceeded to bust down the stall door and beat the shit out of him.

25. (turd burglar) (19↑, 13↓)
n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man\! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night\! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later\! That damn turd burglar\!

Author: Gnome from the Town of Chirps http://turd-burglar.urbanup.com/3586352
26. (turd burglar) (3↑, 0↓)
This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.

Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.

27. (turd burglar) (11↑, 8↓)
When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

28. (turd burglar) (7↑, 4↓)
A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance

Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released [excrement] to extract its valuable cargo.

29. (turd burglar) (5↑, 3↓)
To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.

Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar. See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.

30. (turd burglar) (37↑, 35↓)
one who steals or has a great obsession with turds

sick, get away from me turd burglar\!

31. (turd burglar) (1↑, 0↓)
Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar\! Gimme my sammich back\!

32. (Turd Burglar) (5↑, 4↓)
To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.

Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again\!

Author: Bellman Steve Muchow http://turd-burglar.urbanup.com/3696980
33. (Turd Burglar) (4↑, 4↓)
The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was

I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again

34. (Turd Burglar) (3↑, 3↓)
A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar\!

35. (Turd Burglar) (7↑, 7↓)
Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar\!\!

36. (turd burglar) (13↑, 13↓)
a cunning [brokeback[ mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.

"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?" "didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."

37. (turd burglar) (40↑, 40↓)
a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet

YOur such a turd burglar

38. (Turd Burglar) (1↑, 2↓)
The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

39. (Turd Burglar) (2↑, 3↓)
One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in 2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

40. (Turd Burglar) (3↑, 4↓)
somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose

"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?

41. (turd burglar) (1↑, 2↓)
One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds\!

42. (Turd Burglar) (3↑, 4↓)
someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping

I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.

43. (Turd Burglar) (10↑, 11↓)
To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.

Person A: Omg somebodys in my house Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar

44. (turd burglar) (27↑, 28↓)
One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd. Turd = Shit Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.

I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of. Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat. My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar\!

45. (turd burglar) (30↑, 31↓)
One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

46. (turd burglar) (1↑, 3↓)
One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar\!

47. (turd burglar) (0↑, 2↓)
A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.

"My dog is a turd burglar\!" Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled\!" Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".

Author: TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master http://turd-burglar.urbanup.com/5386366
48. (Turd Burglar) (1↑, 3↓)
A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids. Other funny words to use are: AssPirate ButtBandit MudZilla Pillow-Biter Back-door delivery soap-dropper

"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?" Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er" "SETH\! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years" Seth: "Please don't tell my dad" "You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???" Seth: "I wish I was dead" "Everyone does you sick fuck"

49. (turd burglar) (4↑, 6↓)
To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

50. (turd burglar) (32↑, 34↓)
to fuck with another bloke

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older

51. (turd burglar) (7↑, 12↓)
Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.

This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).

52. (turd burglar) (9↑, 16↓)
a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement

that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar

53. (turd burglar) (9↑, 16↓)
of one who burgles others waste out of toilets...aka steals poop and deposits it inside his wastecarrier diguised a camera. Another word for loser.

shut up you turd burglar

54. (Turd Burglar) (2↑, 10↓)
A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.

Man, that David Eckstein is a real turd burglar.

55. (Turd Burglar) (1↑, 9↓)
A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.

Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line." Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."

Author: ari ari im so sorry http://turd-burglar.urbanup.com/2948044
56. (turd burglar) (39↑, 48↓)
Jason Small is a turd burglar

Once Jason Small burgled my turds.

57. (turd burglar) (25↑, 35↓)
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

58. (turd burglar) (3↑, 14↓)
one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar\!

59. (turd burglar) (9↑, 21↓)
1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet. 2. An insult

1. M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar. R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom. 2. M.B.: You are a turd burglar\! R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me\!\!

60. (Turd Burglar) (9↑, 21↓)
This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.

Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit\!

61. (Turd Burglar) (6↑, 20↓)
Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.

Holy shit, there are a lot of turd burglars at this StarBucks.

62. (turd burglar) (2↑, 16↓)
One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.

Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...

63. (turd burglar) (18↑, 33↓)
The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

64. (turd burglar) (15↑, 33↓)
Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler\!\!\!1

65. (Turd Burglar) (4↑, 32↓)
aka Modern "Playa's" A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs. Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success. You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success. Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain. At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."

If you have ever met a "Turd Burglar," you most certainly will know.

66. (turd burglar) (3↑, 34↓)
Nigel LePage of the Helen Grady Childrens drama academy

Nigel likes to give it up the arse - the turd buglar

67. (turd burglar) (3↑, 40↓)
Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')

Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd\!\! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson

68. (turd burglar) (3↑, 42↓)
One who presents old used ideas as if thay are new and original.

George Lucas is a giant Turd Burglar\!

69. (turd burglar) (1↑, 42↓)
The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from [RADelaide], South Australia. The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.

Never Mind Carlisle Clique, here is the TURD BURGLARS

70. (Turd Burglar) (4↑, 46↓)
someone who [stink]s and has always got [snot]on their clothes. Example [stinks]

You are a turd burglar

71. (turd burglar) (4↑, 50↓)
1. Any form of a [Zack] (annoying type of person who dosen't know much). 2. A [ZACK] who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with. 3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant. 4. A young [ZACK] who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone\!" What a Turd-Burglar\!

Related: turd, gay, faggot, butt pirate, fag, queer, burglar, shit, fudge packer, homosexual, poofter, poop, homo, ass, anal, arse bandit, ass bandit, crap, pillow biter, poo, rump ranger, pole smoker, sausage jockey, asshole, fairy, anus, ass goblin, ass pirate, bitch, bull dyke, butt, corn holer, fudgepacker, retard, shirt lifter, stool pusher, ass clown, bender, butt monkey, cock gobbler
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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